stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(Source: stability)

"My heart is an unmade bed;
it might look messy, but I swear
it’s a safe place to rest."

(Source: tombeler)

popculturebrain:

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On, Three

This will always be one of my favorites. And I’m still mindblown that it’s Jenny Slate

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*

(Source: emojustinyoung)

harmagedon:

*wipes tear and whispers* i woke up like dis

harmagedon:

*wipes tear and whispers* i woke up like dis

(Source: vmas.mtv.com)

prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

"God is not afraid of new things. That is why he is continuously surprising us, opening our hearts and guiding us in unexpected ways."